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What movies have not aged well?

13.06.2025 03:26

What movies have not aged well?

-”Quarrel. Fetch my shoes!”

A View to a Kill

-J W Pepper

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-In the second half of Daylights, Bond gets aid from Afghan guerrillas. Rambo III is set against the same backdrop of the Soviets’ campaign in Afghanistan, getting help from the brave, starry-eyed, bold, freedom-loving peasant patriots against the cruel rapey Russians, and it even ends with a dedication to the mudjaheddin.

-All the bad guys are black.

You Only Live Twice

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Moonraker

-Bond’s idea of placating Goodnight after being forced to hide in the cupboard all night while he’s making out with Miss Anders is to tell her that her time will come soon…

-Bond slaps Tania pretty hard, and gets rough with her when he tries to get her to confess what her orders were.

What causes you to be tired all the time and major headaches?

The Living Daylights & Rambo III

-”That should keep you in curry…” said to an Indian agent.

-What was with the over-acting of the French guy Mayday kills in the Eiffel Tower? Been watching too much Allo Allo?

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-Bond getting slaphappy again, this time with Tiffany Case.

Diamonds Are Forever

-Bond forcing himself on Pussy.

Are vampires real?

-”She is very sexyful!”

Breakfast at Tiffany’s

-Note how the next couple of ones were ….well…as grounded in reality as you can be with Bond.

Why cant a narcissist admit when they are wrong?

Live and Let Die

-Bond tricks the virginal Miss Solitaire into having sex with him.

-”Ah so!”

How has your life changed since starting college?

-Tracy’s father having uh…interesting ideas about what a happy marriage should be. Hell, he punches her out at one point.

On Her Majesty’s Secret Service

-Comedy gay hitmen Mr Wint and Mr Kidd

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-”Why do Chinese girls taste different to all other girls?”

-Choo Me? Hai Fat?

Goldfinger

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-The comedy French taxi driver, also over-acting. Someone doesn’t like the French…

-Bond slapping Tracy.

The Man with the Golden Gun

Why is it that women are stronger than men nowadays?

-Two words. Mickey Rooney.

From Russia With Love

Octopussy

What is the cost of implementing synchronized traffic lights in a mid-sized city?

-Bond getting rough with Miss Anders, and slapping her. Christ!

Dr No

-Bond disguised as a Japanese fisher looks exactly like - Sean Connery wearing a bad wig.